Technology hates me

Just testing to see if I can get this to post without a white background behind my letters. I pretty much am technologically impared...

Here's a list of reasons why:

• My Villanova computer is officially dead.
• My work computer is on its way out
• I threw my camera on the ground last weekend. Despite my initial reaction to scream, "I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!" it was not as amusing as the Andy Samberg video once I discovered my camera no longer works.
• My iPod shuffle just died on my run this morning.
• My iPhone barely works. And does strange things.
• I dropped my old throwback bring iPod in the toilet
• I'm notorious for losing running watches including losing one the day after I purchased it.

The list goes on. I'm fairly certain technology has haunted and will haunt me for my entire life.